Finally I am attempting to write something. There must be a paradigm shift in the alignment of our universe that’s making me do something that I have never done. A little more shift and you can find Osama getting caught, Bermuda triangle mystery getting solved, rise of Atlantis and our first contact with the Martians. Well the first big Q? is what I should write about. Since I can’t decide on that I am writing crap about that itself. And now I am stuck. Geez writing something is tough and I thought I am good at such things. Great confidence boosting stuff I am doing. I feel like I am a kid who thought he was karate kid and one day realized that he can’t lift his feet halfway up his torso. Talking about karate those guys are made of noodles jumping about as if they are born to disprove Newton. See I am now deviating. I am supposed to write about my indecision about what to write.
Well I guess that’s why writing is tough. You are supposed to focus and unlike me whose focus is “nanoseconds lasting” it’s really tough. But I have decided to really do something worthwhile and I will dole out well seasoned crap that people I know will think that I have written when I am high. There’s a huge misnomer among people that inspiration strikes only when you are high. Although it may be partly true it is also partly false and I believe in optimism and I choose the negative end of optimism.
Funny isn’t it? We can actually make crap without any substance. I didn’t have anything to write about but still managed to get 285 words till here. There must surely be some evolution that makes man the supreme being. I bet chimps can’t do that. They can just sit digging their nose with sticks all day doing nothing making grunting noises !!! One more thing, if you come back a little and see the screen you will notice there are too many I’s in the lines I have written. Dont know what that means but it must surely reflect something about myself that a psycho analyst may shed more light on.
Well I think I better stop, have written too much crap. Anyways this is my first time and it will not be long before literary masterpieces come out.
